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Critical Hit Confections

Critical Hit Confections logo
Est. 2026

We Never Miss!

Small-batch baked goods made to order. Lovingly made by nerds for nerds, so tell us your passion and we’ll make dessert.

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Roll for Initiative

At Critical Hit, you call the shots. Tell us your vision and watch it come to life!

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Licensed & Certified

Registered Cottage Food Producer and State-certified Food Handler

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Vegetarian-friendly

We love furry friends of all sizes, so all of our products are made without lard, gelatin, or other animal- derived products.

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Delicious Classics, Optional Twists

After years of working professionally in the cake world, we know which flavors pair well together. That said, we’re also not afraid to have a little unexpected fun!

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Fully Customizable

Whether you're looking for a different kind of filling, icing, shape, or design, let us know. Special orders are our jam; let’s do this thing in co-op mode.

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