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Molasses Ginger
We took the classic gingersnap and removed that teeth-numbing SNAP. Presenting the soft and chewy molasses ginger cookie, imprinted with our signature d20 logo.
Oatmeal Chocolate Chip
More interesting than the boring classic. Besides, oats are healthy!
Peanut Butter
A lunchbox staple with our signature d20 in place of the classic crosshatch design. Packed with flavor from smooth peanut butter, chopped nuts, and sweet PB chips. Also available in PB Choc Chip and PB+J varieties.
Brownies
The perfect blend of crispy and chewy all wrapped up in delicious dark chocolate. Available in four varieties: Classic, M&Ms, Turtle, or Glutenless
Cookies and Cream Tea Cookies
Meet the Tea Cookie: Delightfully crumbly, not too sweet, and pairs perfectly with your favorite beverage. We packed ours with crushed up chocolate sandwich cookies for a nut-free version that is also sneakily vegan!
Curry Raisin Pumpkin Bread
Deliciously moist pumpkin mini-loaves baked with curry spices and golden raisins