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Critical Hit Confections

Est. 2026

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Est. 2026

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Small-batch baked goods made to order. Lovingly made by nerds for nerds, so tell us your passion and we’ll make dessert.

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Brownies
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Brownies

The perfect blend of crispy and chewy all wrapped up in delicious dark chocolate. Available in four varieties: Classic, M&Ms, Turtle, or Glutenless

$3.50 - $25.003 options
Molasses Ginger
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Molasses Ginger

We took the classic gingersnap and removed that teeth-numbing SNAP. Presenting the soft and chewy molasses ginger cookie, imprinted with our signature d20 logo.

$10.00 - $25.003 options
Oatmeal Chocolate Chip
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Oatmeal Chocolate Chip

More interesting than the boring classic. Besides, oats are healthy!

$10.00 - $25.003 options
Peanut Butter
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Peanut Butter

A lunchbox staple with our signature d20 in place of the classic crosshatch design. Packed with flavor from smooth peanut butter, chopped nuts, and sweet PB chips. Also available in PB Choc Chip and PB+J varieties.

$10.00 - $25.003 options
Cookies and Cream Tea Cookies
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Cookies and Cream Tea Cookies

Meet the Tea Cookie: Delightfully crumbly, not too sweet, and pairs perfectly with your favorite beverage. We packed ours with crushed up chocolate sandwich cookies for a nut-free version that is also sneakily vegan!

$8.00 - $12.002 options
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Roll for Initiative

At Critical Hit, you call the shots. Tell us your vision and watch it come to life!

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Licensed & Certified

Registered Cottage Food Producer and State-certified Food Handler

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Vegetarian-friendly

We love furry friends of all sizes, so all of our products are made without lard, gelatin, or other animal- derived products.

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Delicious Classics, Optional Twists

After years of working professionally in the cake world, we know which flavors pair well together. That said, we’re also not afraid to have a little unexpected fun!

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Fully Customizable

Whether you're looking for a different kind of filling, icing, shape, or design, let us know. Special orders are our jam; let’s do this thing in co-op mode.

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Critical Hit Confections

Est. 2026

Custom baked goods lovingly made by nerds for nerds

Licensed Cottage Food OperationCottage Food Business
Local Delivery Available
Baked fresh to order

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MN 55369, USA
buddyp@criticalhitconfections.com(970)631-0161

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These products are homemade and not subject to state inspection

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